Sunday, December 03, 2017

The perfect (American) Christmas story

Miracle on 34th Street (C) 20th Century Fox
Having watched a few – I have to say ‘schmaltzy’ – Christmas movies, I’ve come up with a formula for the perfect story.  The ingredients you need are:
  • Small US town
  • Snowy region (preferably near Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Buffalo etc – cities in the ‘snow zone’ or miraculous snow in New York)
  • Single parent family (this facilitates the inclusion of children whilst permitting a romantic storyline)
  • The children are polite and well behaved 
  • A problem (St Nick has lost something, one of his elves is in trouble, his ‘magic’ is being depleted, family home about to be repossessed etc)
  • A ‘miracle’ themed object (star, angel, animated snowman, special house etc)
  • An ‘unbeliever’ (cynic who has had a negative Christmas experience, loss of family, etc)
  • A supporting cast of friendly uncles, aunts, neighbours, friends
  • A reluctant romance
  • A penchant for choosing the rural career over the city life
  • The conversion (cynic is provided with undeniable evidence that ‘Christmas miracles’ exist – whether Santa is real or that against all the odds lost family members are found)
  • The ‘spirit of Christmas’
  • A happy conclusion

And by observation, it seems to be a largely white, middle class cast of characters - though I think we can dump that in the ‘historical’ bin and be a bit more inclusive!  Sometimes (but not always) there is a bit of religion.

By contrast, UK Christmas stories seem to contain a mix of the following:
  • Disaster (sometimes averted)
    'Nativity' 
  • Unlikely romance with a specific challenge (societal, etc)
  • Badly behaving kids
  • A nativity play
  • A supporting cast of idiots/comedians
  • Cynicism in the majority
  • Conflict resolution
  • A happy conclusion

What’s do you think – do you have a ‘top ten’ (or top three) ingredients for Christmas stories? Post your thoughts in comments below. 

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