Misspent youth

Going to an in person seminar on the new Data Use and Access Act (my life is so exciting) in Islington the other day, I turned the wrong way out of the station. Sometimes Google maps doesn't help you orientate your direction - I ended up strolling the wrong way along Upper Street. I stopped to review my directions (yes, 180 degree turn needed), but mostly I stopped outside an arts centre that had a certain familiarity - because in the 80s it had been a pub.

Islington in the 80s was perhaps a little different to how it is now - the pub had a 'reputation', including several murders, but it also had live music most nights. And on Tuesday nights, for quite a long while (maybe a year or more), the resident band was Aardvark and No Money.

Pretty sure this is where A&NM
did their 'World Tour'

Aardvark and no money.... say it out loud and you might get the joke. Then imagine a nice black and white illustration of a cute aardvark on his back trying to get cash out of a piggy bank. And this is because in the 80s I was in a rock folk band called Aardvark and No Money and we did have a cute logo. 

Some nights we would turn up and have to clean the stage of human excreta or broken glass before setting up our PA. Some nights the audience would listen, some nights they would totally ignore us, but there was usually a full house. We advertised our residence at the pub in the Melody Maker as a 'World Tour of Islington'.  

Our singer at the time, Kevin, had a big old Luton van that we'd bring the gear in - that is until he wanted to sell it to a friend who drove it away without ever paying. The police said it wasn't theft, the absconder just owed him the money. I don't think  you could do that now. But I remember jumping in and out of that old van, unloading equipment (I had a big old bass amp), and one time in my tight PVC black trousers (couldn't afford leather) hearing a loud rip. That was an interesting night.

The pub dog was a big, friendly Doberman. He was blind and would wander around the pub in search of crisps, bumping into stools and people. The landlord told us that the dog had been stolen once, but returned the next day!

I can't remember an awful lot more about our residency at the pub, I can't even remember its name at the time! But it's funny how a wrong turn can just open up a slice of your past. (I just did a quick search and found the name of our first, and only album - 'Termite's the Night')

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• Follow the link to an old Aardvark video to see what I looked like in the 80s - perm and all.

A London picnic

A few months back on a trip to London, my friend and I stopped in Charing Cross station to eat our picnic. An odd picnic site perhaps, but it made sense as it was tipping with rain outside and we were due to visit a nearby theatre shortly.

We sat on a bench in the station and watched the people come and go - all sorts, some in a hurry and some not so. We enjoyed watching different scenarios play out in front of us as people met, rushed for a train, flirted or rushed by with the cares of the world on their brow.

It only takes a smile

At one point a lady walked by us as we sat and ate and she turned to look at us sitting there, eating our picnic. I smiled, she looked a nice person. She smiled back and came over to talk to us. 'Because you smiled' she said.

She turned out to be an amazing character, larger than life. After some joking and a quick resumé of her way to make millions ('I have this idea that Apple, that's what we call Steve, would have loved), we continued the conversation. She asked why we were in London (to see Lion King) and then told us why she was here.

The reason she was in London was to appeal to court to take custody of an abused child she and her partner  had looked after when the mother abandoned the girl.

A simple smile rewarded my friend and I with fifteen minutes of insight into someone else's life - someone we would never meet again, or know what happened to them and the people they cared about.  They had been through a difficult day in court, and wouldn't know the outcome for some time - three lives could change so dramatically according to what the court might decide.

Claudine (she told us her name, and her age, and that they came from Leicester) was so happy to have had a smile, she said. They were an unusual couple - different ethnicities, and a 20 year age gap. But they both loved this child. We listened to her and gave her time, which was a gift she needed that day. My enduring memory of her is an aura of joy that she wore as comfortably as her big, warm coat.

So next time you are sitting in a station, or walking through, maybe a simple smile will make someone's day. You may not get the chance to talk with that person as we did with Claudine, but your smile could just be the difference they need.

Photo by me of my hot chocolate.

La Traviata

My good friends at the University of Essex gave me a fabulous farewell present - two tickets to La Traviata at the London Opera House.  Though I left Essex back in July, my tickets were not until October - last Saturday to be precise. And well worth waiting for!

La Traviata means 'the tramp'. Well, ok it translates as 'the fallen woman' but tramp kind of says it all. But in fact she is just a good time girl who is having a ball, makes the fatal mistake of falling in love and discovers she has consumption (tuberculosis). All set for a fun-filled evening?!

Yes! The singing was amazing, the set and costumes sumptuous as expected. And I managed to spot Philip - one of the chorus. Now why was I interested in spotting a member of the chorus? Because by mad chance, I had played bass for a celidh band for his 50th birthday the previous week in Lewisham. Small world, eh? Don't go to the opera for years, then bump into several of the cast of the next opera I am going to see within seven days.

I asked my friend to come with me so that we could have a good old 'girls night' on the town. She was due to arrive for lunch but the vagaries of a closed M11 delayed her arrival. Instead of duck and wild rice for lunch we had a couple of hasty but tasty duck sandwiches.

Anyway, back to the opera. We travelled on the train to Kings Cross, then to Covent Garden. Oh boy, I don't like those lifts at that station! We wandered round the market for a bit and had some supper (take away jacket potatoes) and a drink. Then to the opera house for our dose of culture!

But I'm getting ahead of myself, because on the train journey we met an interesting chap. Sitting in seats parallel to us were two young men, early 30s probably, with accompanying tins of cider  and shiny bomber jackets (and a Protestant tie). The one nearest me leaned over and, in a very broad Scots accent, asked if we minded him asking where we were going? Of course not, I replied, the opera.  What ensued may not be what you would typically expect. We then had a conversation about modern art, in particular Picasso. This young man and his colleague were on their way to Corby to an art exhibition. Don't go by appearances. The two lads departed at Stevenage and wished us well for our evening. We responded likewise, hoping they remained sober enough to reach their art exhibition.

We arrived at Kings Cross to refill our oyster cards and hit the underground. My friend queued up at the ticket windown and the young man serving her said 'any railcards, like senior citizens?' Standing nearby I could not help but hoot with laughter! My friend is many years off her senior citizens railcard! The ticket seller looked up and, as much as a gent with such lovely dark skin could, went as red as possible with embarassment. I perhaps shouldn't have put this, but it was terribly funny.

We did eventually reach the opera and, though sat high, we still had a reasonably good view and the show was fabulous. We enjoyed a wine in the wonderfully refurbished bar at the interval, and left (shamefully) before the final curtain calls so we could join the throng at the underground station before it became too like a cattle market.

The journey back was speedy and pleasant, with us both tired and relaxed after a full evening's culture. And I don't just mean the opera.

Photograph of the opera from the Guardian review. All copyright remains with the original publisher.